Author Archives: Geoff Lott

About Geoff Lott

Geoff Lott is a "thinking person's comedian" as much as a "drinking person's comedian." Born and raised near Seattle, his writing and comedy is Cloudy with a Chance of Hope. Less offensive than your average nightly news program, Geoff is opinionated with intent, and a rebel without a clause. A comedian, actor, dad, husband, co-worker, weirdo, and great friend, Geoff Lott has a sense of humor like a sommelier's sense of smell; aged well, with a hint of dark chocolate, Irish whiskey, and leather. Credits and press kit available upon request!

A Team Of One Voice

Posted on March 31, 2021 by Geoff Lott

The past year, as of today pretty much, was one of some low-grade tumult – I use that word rarely because I’m not sure I know when it applies – and a fair amount of stress. I work as a … Continue reading →

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Political Theatre – This Isn’t “Hamilton”

Posted on February 9, 2021 by Geoff Lott

This week America will witness the second impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump, a malignant, delusional wanna-be dictator and elite-level, flaming-pants liar. I’m only somewhat stunned that the Republicans in Congress haven’t come out against him in hopes of righting … Continue reading →

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Nothing All The Time

Posted on February 1, 2021 by Geoff Lott

When you’re at home more than not, and not “at work,” the way many a person is in the past year, a lot of stuff happens you have to navigate through in order to keep that slice of your world … Continue reading →

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Everything All The Time

Posted on February 1, 2021 by Geoff Lott

What To Do When Everything Needs To Be Done? Continue reading →

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A Winter Break

Posted on January 30, 2021 by Geoff Lott

Good gawd this drawn-out, long-ass, ridiculous-or-necessary lockdown is doing in our minds. At some point the return to whatever the next Normal will be us going to be a bit unwieldy, and I foresee people having reunions with old and … Continue reading →

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Not Woke, But Waking Up

Posted on September 22, 2020 by Geoff Lott

It’s been WAY too long since I wrote anything, for a myriad of reasons. The past year has been all over the place, a true emotional roller-coaster for many of us with a variety of ups and downs, cut-backs, corkscrews, … Continue reading →

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We Can’t Miss You If You Don’t Go Away

Posted on March 26, 2020 by Geoff Lott

I hate to see you leave, but I love watching you walk away. Continue reading →

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The Amazing Health Crises Part 1

Posted on January 22, 2020 by Geoff Lott

Don’t get sick, you won’t have anything to worry about. Continue reading →

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The Ray/Lee Files IX: It’s Not A Coincidence

Posted on December 23, 2019 by Geoff Lott

For years now I have had a weird fascination with how certain middle names align with certain crimes. I noticed that people with the middle names of “Ray” or “Lee” seem to perpetrate an inordinate number of crimes, and usually, … Continue reading →

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Summer Camp: Money, Well… Spent

Posted on August 15, 2019 by Geoff Lott

As a parent, I’m far beyond ready for the kids to go back to school. This is ridiculous. The only people happy about these extended breaks are teachers (whom I respect and support) and Summer Camp Counselors (who usually are … Continue reading →

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