Author Archives: Geoff Lott

About Geoff Lott

Geoff Lott is a "thinking person's comedian" as much as a "drinking person's comedian." Born and raised near Seattle, his writing and comedy is Cloudy with a Chance of Hope. Less offensive than your average nightly news program, Geoff is opinionated with intent, and a rebel without a clause. A comedian, actor, dad, husband, co-worker, weirdo, and great friend, Geoff Lott has a sense of humor like a sommelier's sense of smell; aged well, with a hint of dark chocolate, Irish whiskey, and leather. Credits and press kit available upon request!

The Value of Volume

Posted on June 21, 2018

Having finished another season of coaching flag football – 2 teams this time – I find it’s always good/self-indulgent to reflect on the season(s). There are so many lessons to learn from coaching that I hope I coach long enough … Continue reading →

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Kids Can Be Jerks

Posted on May 22, 2018

Some kids are just dickheads. It’s amazing to see kids at 10 already being dickheads, but it’s there. When redirecting or reprimanding a kid, the last thing I used to expect was some sort of reply starting with “But we … Continue reading →

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Be Not Still, My Beating Heart

Posted on April 4, 2018

When you’re wondering why your chest feels frozen, get thee to a doctor. Continue reading →

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The Value of a Village

Posted on April 1, 2018

Satellite parenting over Tiger Moms. Continue reading →

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Dad Style To-Do List #1

Posted on February 8, 2018

Finances: How much do I think is in checking right now? Confirm. Finances: Investigate cash-based hemorrhaging. Fitness: Work out, Elliptical walk around the exercise area. Fitness: Guilt-carry, 3 sets/2minutes each Music: Consider getting into Father John Misty. Try the Zac … Continue reading →

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Nearly Died Again

Posted on January 11, 2018

I was driving to work yesterday in typically rainy weather in the Seattle area. I live a bit North of Seattle, where the median home price has dipped into the high $600K’s, ha ha ha so overvalued! ANYway, on the … Continue reading →

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Coaching The Little Things – Soccer Edition

Posted on November 16, 2017

I co-coached my older son’s soccer team this past few months, boys aged 7 to 8, the U9 level. Last year I coached his team, also, in a less-competitive league with 4v4 play. This year we had the step-up, 7v7 … Continue reading →

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Writing Wrong #1

Posted on November 2, 2017

There’s a challenge out there to write every day in November, and seeing as how my last post was a cookie recipe before the FBI started bringing people in, I suppose I should do something. I have a joke in … Continue reading →

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Eat It! Protein Cookies

Posted on August 21, 2017

Power Cookies –          As a young boy growing up in Federal Way, I would often spend my time in the woods behind my friend’s house, riding my cobbled-together BMX-style bike up and down the trails. Jimmy and I would spend … Continue reading →

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Dad Bod, Rad Bod

Posted on August 9, 2017

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