A Full Stocking

There are dozens if not many movies made about the festering dysfunction that makes itself known around this time of year. Office parties where the owner’s wife gets handsy after a couple Gimlets. Stepbrother faking gay to stop the “meet a nice girl” onslaught. Moms. Condense that into 2 weeks of heated indoors, sweaters, power-drinking, and giving-induced guilt trips and VOILA, it’s the Holidays, assholes!

This year was a bit more exciting for us with 2 boys.  Most notably was the influx of disease that marked the entire month of December.  First-boy got double pink-eye, gave it to to New-boy.  First-boy gets a cough, gives it to everybody.  Mom beats it, dad beats it.  Slowly roiling in New-boy, it turns to a chest cold, which is serious for a 7 week-old.  Our entire holiday season was notably red with the pink of eyes, and green with the mucous of love.

So, long story shortened up, we’re spending next Christmas in a tropical place far away from everybody and especially my grandmother who can’t stop asking questions about shit nobody cares about.

About Geoff Lott

Geoff Lott is a "thinking person's comedian" as much as a "drinking person's comedian." Born and raised near Seattle, his writing and comedy is Cloudy with a Chance of Hope. Less offensive than your average nightly news program, Geoff is opinionated with intent, and a rebel without a clause. A comedian, actor, dad, husband, co-worker, weirdo, and great friend, Geoff Lott has a sense of humor like a sommelier's sense of smell; aged well, with a hint of dark chocolate, Irish whiskey, and leather. Credits and press kit available upon request!
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