Hi! Thanks for reading!
The odds are that you haven’t ever seen me perform stand-up comedy. I can’t hold that against you, I know life gets busy and crazy. They still haven’t finished the work on my water-damaged condo, btw! So awesome! Never buy a condo. I’m probably gonna get a lawyer and have to sue a few people to make it all work out properly. Yay!
ANYway, I’m in the middle of a “Contest” being held by a Seattle-area TV station for “Best Comedian of Western Washington.” To give you a sense of who I’m up against, see this link below. Of the people ahead of me, Ralph Porter is the only one I’d call a comedian. I have never seen the other 2 guys perform comedy in the 13 years I’ve been at it. This is mere fact, not a dirty campaign, so save your angry emails! Unless you want to take a dump on the other guys, then send those my way.
Technically, this entire contest is about who can get the most votes, not who is the best performer in Western WA. Joel McHale, originally from Mercer Island, WA is on the list and doesn’t even live here. He’s a “star.” He has “made it.” And I’m ahead of him, so there ya go.
So Here’s the link to my page if you’d like to vote for me, which I think would be awesome. If I win I plan to create major havoc in the system that allows this kind of contest to happen. I’ll have them recount votes until their fingers bleed!
Clearly I am supposed to be in this power position. Plus my headshot is the best on the whole site. OK, thanks!