- Finances: How much do I think is in checking right now? Confirm.
- Finances: Investigate cash-based hemorrhaging.
- Fitness: Work out, Elliptical walk around the exercise area.
- Fitness: Guilt-carry, 3 sets/2minutes each
- Music: Consider getting into Father John Misty. Try the Zac Brown Band one more time. Confirm Migos is not writing for men in their 40’s who have almost no tattoos above the neck.
- House: Repeat “where are the gawddammed tops” >30 times when emptying the dishwasher of plastic storage dishes.
- House: Laundry. There’s a shit-ton of it again.
- Cultural: Belize accepting Americans, long-term?, vaccinations needed, cost of living
- Car: Vacuum abhors nature of kids dropping food in the backseat. My kids have dropped more wrappers in cars than Suge Knight.
- T-Shirts: Make 1000 with that last Suge Knight sentence, sell 4.
- House: Narrow-down what to make for dinner that the kids would really ignore.
- Finances: Download the new tax codes to stoke untapped rage
- Work: Nap.
- Finances: Rehearse the phrase, “Cheeses cripes, that’s all that’s in checking?”
- House: Hide the lighters.
- Fitness: Work the fat out.
- Creative: Publish a blog lazy-ass lazy.