Tag Archives: Comedy

I Will Maim Teenagers Drinking At Playgrounds

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Geoff Lott

To The F*ckstain Who Smashed Beer Bottles at the Kid’s Playground: You must be a teenager or somebody else with a very minimal view of the world. You cannot possibly be a good human being at this point in your … Continue reading →

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OK, Co-Worker… You’re a Nicehole

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Geoff Lott

He comments on what you’re eating, then backs it up by saying he can’t eat that because he has a medical condition that prevents issue-free digestion of said food.  Then pounds SILK Soy Creamer into his tea.  Dude, it’s chicken, … Continue reading →

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Everybody’s The Smartest Dumbass, Dumbass

Posted on January 28, 2013 by Geoff Lott

The internet is not just a giant suckhole of your time, sanity, and sanctity, it’s also where dipshits, tardloads, and the occasional thick-skulled seat-sniffer volleys a shot at your intelligence from their dandruff and sebum-grouted keyboard.  Everybody’s a tough guy … Continue reading →

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Gimme Moore: I Opened For Bob Saget

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Geoff Lott

I recently had the privilege and pleasure of opening for Bob Saget’s TV Special taping at The Moore Theatre in Seattle.  Before I go any further I must tell you that I was recently told to not be so humble … Continue reading →

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Nobody Cares, Burnout

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Geoff Lott

Did a show last night for about 300 people in a large casino North of Seattle.  Most everybody seemed to like me.  Not everybody’s always gonna like me.  Not on-stage, not on the roads, not in the aisle of a … Continue reading →

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