Strideline Socks Are The Real

During Sunday’s Seahawks-Falcons tilt, Marshawn Lynch was busting through Falcs in a pair of these boss footjackets.  Footjackets are what I call “socks.” 


Strideline was started by a couple o’ youngsters in the Seattle area, bringing major city skylines to our anklecoats.  Anklecoats are what I call “footjackets.”  The one city they don’t really skyline is Los Angeles, because it doesn’t have a skyline because it’s full of smog and the world’s finest narcissism and weirdos and bad drivers and a horrible mayor and asynchronous traffic signals. 

I’m all-in with these dudes.  I don’t see a decent pair of Dawgsox yet (Purple and Gold) but I’m buying some pairs and wearing them to the gym in my work’em-outs. 

Get what you gotta get NOW before the NBA steals this idea and gets their asses sued.



About Geoff Lott

Geoff Lott is a "thinking person's comedian" as much as a "drinking person's comedian." Born and raised near Seattle, his writing and comedy is Cloudy with a Chance of Hope. Less offensive than your average nightly news program, Geoff is opinionated with intent, and a rebel without a clause. A comedian, actor, dad, husband, co-worker, weirdo, and great friend, Geoff Lott has a sense of humor like a sommelier's sense of smell; aged well, with a hint of dark chocolate, Irish whiskey, and leather. Credits and press kit available upon request!
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