Category Archives: News

Cause Celebre

Posted on June 28, 2021 by Geoff Lott

Wow… if you didn’t see the opening of the Tour de France – and let’s face it, you probably didn’t – you might have heard about the world-class narcissist who stuck their body and a sign in front of the … Continue reading →

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We Can’t Miss You If You Don’t Go Away

Posted on March 26, 2020 by Geoff Lott

I hate to see you leave, but I love watching you walk away. Continue reading →

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The Ray/Lee Files IX: It’s Not A Coincidence

Posted on December 23, 2019 by Geoff Lott

For years now I have had a weird fascination with how certain middle names align with certain crimes. I noticed that people with the middle names of “Ray” or “Lee” seem to perpetrate an inordinate number of crimes, and usually, … Continue reading →

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Death, Taxes, and Other Investments

Posted on June 23, 2018 by Geoff Lott

In the past 2 weeks I have spent over 4 hours on the phone with the IRS’s on-hold music. I worked on a 1099 last year, wherein I took a higher level of pay and didn’t have taxes taken out; … Continue reading →

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Time Travel

Posted on April 25, 2017 by Geoff Lott

The past almost-6 months have been crazy in various ways. Work-wise I as given a project that is like living with a demanding, under-medicated chimp. It could rip your arms off and eat your hands, or just kinda hang out … Continue reading →

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Staph Meeting: The Small Bug That Bites Big

Posted on September 5, 2014 by Geoff Lott

About 2 months ago I hit the busiest period of my life in the past 2 years.  Work was humming along, coaching teeball one night a week (not for the money) working out 3 days a week, and preparing to … Continue reading →

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Does a GummiBear Cause You To Sh*t In The Woods?

Posted on January 30, 2014 by Geoff Lott

If you’d like to see how quickly the civilized world is degrading, look no further than the Comments section of any on-line local news story.  What starts as a forum for community members to express their opinions of how much … Continue reading →

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20 by 40 – Part 1- Planning

Posted on November 5, 2013 by Geoff Lott

So I’m like 3 months away from my 40th birthday, and I have a particular goal of dropping 20 el-beez.  LB’s.  Pounds.  Lard Bricks.  I wanna drop ’em by the Friday prior to the Super Bowl.  I know I can … Continue reading →

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The “Ray/Lee” Files IX; This Is Real

Posted on August 8, 2013 by Geoff Lott

Sadly, another human smudge with the middle name of Lee has been implicated in a heinous crime.  The crime is sad, the middle name, however, stands as a harbinger of morbidity. “A California Amber Alert was expanded to Oregon and … Continue reading →

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