Sadly, another human smudge with the middle name of Lee has been implicated in a heinous crime. The crime is sad, the middle name, however, stands as a harbinger of morbidity.
“A California Amber Alert was expanded to Oregon and Washington as authorities search for James Lee DiMaggio, 40, who is believed to have kidnapped 16-year-old Hannah Anderson. DiMaggio is believed to be driving a blue 2013 Nissan Versa with California plate 6WCU986.”
I hope it’s not all true, the death of a young boy and the abduction of the girl. But folks, please keep track of this stuff. If you meet somebody with the middle name of Lee or Ray
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