In blogs-past I have noted that the purveyors of violent crimes seem to have the middle name of Ray or Lee.
I’m not sure if it’s the brevity of the name where people feel slighted and act out, or perhaps the names belie an upbringing in environmental factors ranging from low education, inability to spell longer/4+-letter words, or hatred of syllables. Regardless, it’s pretty simple to see that these two names usually mean trouble…
Charge: Mom stabs woman caught in bed with son by Levi Pulkkinen
“King County prosecutors contend Christina Lee Robinson stabbed her adult son’s girlfriend in the leg after finding the two of them in bed together at the family’s Haller Lake neighborhood apartment.”
Daaaaam-n. Mama felt disrespected that her son was bumpin’ booties, took a knife to the bed while they were still in it!
IT GETS WEIRDER…
“Writing the court, Senior Deputy Prosecutor Jeffrey Dernbach said the woman’s son had been shot in the leg. Police recovered shell casings from the apartment.
“However,” the prosecutor continued, “no one at the scene claimed to have any knowledge of the shooting.”
So, just something to keep in mind when choosing your kid’s middle names. Sound it out. Does it sound crimey? Does it sound like a judge will shake their jowls while pronouncing it? Then NO. Spartacus needs a new middle name.