The “Ray – Lee” Files; Female Edition pt 2!

In a rare version of the “Ray-Lee Files” saga, we have a FEMALE participant.
It happens, but it’s rare!

In blogs-past I have noted that the purveyors of violent crimes seem to have the middle name of Ray or Lee. 
I’m not sure if it’s the brevity of the name where people feel slighted and act out, or perhaps the names belie an upbringing in environmental factors ranging from low education, inability to spell longer/4+-letter words, or hatred of syllables.  Regardless, it’s pretty simple to see that these two names usually mean trouble…

Charge: Mom stabs woman caught in bed with son  by Levi Pulkkinen
“King County prosecutors contend Christina Lee Robinson stabbed her adult son’s girlfriend in the leg after finding the two of them in bed together at the family’s Haller Lake neighborhood apartment.”

Daaaaam-n.  Mama felt disrespected that her son was bumpin’ booties, took a knife to the bed while they were still in it! 


“Writing the court, Senior Deputy Prosecutor Jeffrey Dernbach said the woman’s son had been shot in the leg. Police recovered shell casings from the apartment.

“However,” the prosecutor continued, “no one at the scene claimed to have any knowledge of the shooting.”

So, just something to keep in mind when choosing your kid’s middle names.  Sound it out. Does it sound crimey?  Does it sound like a judge will shake their jowls while pronouncing it?  Then NO.  Spartacus needs a new middle name. 

About Geoff Lott

Geoff Lott is a "thinking person's comedian" as much as a "drinking person's comedian." Born and raised near Seattle, his writing and comedy is Cloudy with a Chance of Hope. Less offensive than your average nightly news program, Geoff is opinionated with intent, and a rebel without a clause. A comedian, actor, dad, husband, co-worker, weirdo, and great friend, Geoff Lott has a sense of humor like a sommelier's sense of smell; aged well, with a hint of dark chocolate, Irish whiskey, and leather. Credits and press kit available upon request!
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  1. Pingback: Ray or Lee Files, Again | Geoff Lott – Comedy And More

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