Tag Archives: Humor

20 by 40 – Part 1- Planning

Posted on November 5, 2013 by Geoff Lott

So I’m like 3 months away from my 40th birthday, and I have a particular goal of dropping 20 el-beez.  LB’s.  Pounds.  Lard Bricks.  I wanna drop ’em by the Friday prior to the Super Bowl.  I know I can … Continue reading →

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Pretty Much Paleo Pancakes

Posted on November 3, 2013 by Geoff Lott

1/4tsp Baking Soda 1/4tsp Sea salt (It’s all the rage) 2Tbsp whey protein powder (the more grass-fed/organic/isolated the better), vanilla is best 2 eggs (from the closest thing to “homeless” chickens as possible) 1 pretty ripe banana  1Tbsp Almond or … Continue reading →

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Cold and F-You Season

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Geoff Lott

Just a friendly reminder from your co-worker… Just because you’re coughing up “less” blood doesn’t mean you’re “on the mend.” Stay at home. You missing 2 days of work = 2 days of work missed.  You getting 4 people sick … Continue reading →

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The Political Party Parent

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Geoff Lott

In my 4 years of parenting I’ve noticed quite a few things that are likely my own internal judgments come to light… I am a somewhat hyper-vigilant observer, which is a great help for cultivating material for the stage and … Continue reading →

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To Have Died Young In One’s Prime

Posted on September 27, 2013 by Geoff Lott

I started down a path that would have likely led to some disgruntled comments from people who would know of whom the original post was about.  And therefore I retracted that information.  But I will say this: When people lament … Continue reading →

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A New Set Of Tireds

Posted on September 18, 2013 by Geoff Lott

Just before she lay down her beautiful head to sleep the other night, my wife took the water glass from next to my laptop (I was working on a presentation for the next day around 9:15 that night), sipped from … Continue reading →

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My Two Cents: A Simple Business Lesson

Posted on August 30, 2013 by Geoff Lott

This is a quick lesson about customer service and making money for people who don’t or haven’t pondered the actual importance of customers and money to their business. My gym/fitness club has a fitness beverage/smoothie counter in it, operated by … Continue reading →

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A Theory On Conspiracies

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Geoff Lott

I don’t fully accept that every crowd-involved moment in society is merely an act of nature’s will, moving us in the direction a Critical Mass event dictates.  We don’t get swept up in a riot, we get into the crowd … Continue reading →

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I Will Maim Teenagers Drinking At Playgrounds

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Geoff Lott

To The F*ckstain Who Smashed Beer Bottles at the Kid’s Playground: You must be a teenager or somebody else with a very minimal view of the world. You cannot possibly be a good human being at this point in your … Continue reading →

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Gym Neighbors

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Geoff Lott

If you’ve ever worked out in a public fitness facility, like a Gold’s Gym or a high school weight room or “The Y,” and I’m not saying that you have NOT, you look fine for now… But if you have … Continue reading →

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